• me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

The Winter Soldier isn’t empty. His mind is all over the place.

artschoolglasses:

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You’ll make your real friends,

Those cunning folk use any means

To achieve their ends.

J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

downye:

hcward and pcisonivy asked: Tony Stark or Howard Stark?

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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ballvvasher:

ballvvasher:

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paintdoktahwho:

I SEE… CAMPY WRITING… AND LOW BUDGET CGI!!!

Dean Winchester + being an adorable lil cupcake ❣◕ ‿ ◕❣